A Complete History of Savannah for Morons | Saturday @ 8pm
Sat, Aug 01
|Front Porch Improv Theatre
A Complete History of Savannah for Morons is a comedy show that roasts nearly 300 years of Savannah's history in just 62 minutes. A witty, outrageous history lesson, perfect for morons and their smarter-er friends, Morons is a fast paced comedy for history lovers and haters alike.
Time & Location
Aug 01, 2020, 8:00 PM – 9:15 PM
Front Porch Improv Theatre, 210 W Victory Dr, Savannah, GA 31405, USA
Guests
About the event
First there was a sold out run of shows. Then there was a wildly popular trolley ride. And now, the Morons' are back!
A Complete History of Savannah for Morons is a comedy show that roasts nearly 300 years of Savannah's history in just 62 minutes. A witty, outrageous history lesson, perfect for morons and their smarter-er friends, Morons is a fast paced comedy for history lovers and haters alike.Â
Watch this show online or in person (limited tickets are available as we practice social distancing).
Don't miss out!
**IMPORTANT TICKETING INFO: We practice state recommended Covid-19 social distancing measures. If you want to sit next to a friend or with a group of people, you MUST buy your tickets together in one purchase. If you buy an individual ticket, you will be seated individually.Â
**DRINKS: Get 10% off when you buy your drinks before you get to the show! We now offer bottles of wine and coolers of beer as a way to minimize unnecessary social interactions. We encourage you to take advantage and pre-order your drinks as you purchase your tickets--plus receive an automatic 10% discount. Pre-ordered drinks will be waiting for you when you arrive. Drinks can still be purchased in-person at the show but no discount will be given.
Our shows last approximately 70 minutes. Our shows are recommended for 16 years and older (unless your kid is cool). CONNECT SAVANNAH newspaper says, "FRONT PORCH IMPROV has been a leading force in the comedy scene...consistently providing incredible improv comedy performances."
Our shows are in person and online (brought to you using Zoom). If you are watching online, you will need a computer with internet or a smart phone to watch.
In-Person Social Distancing Protocol includes:
**We are limiting seating to 20% of capacity. Audience members will be at least 6' away from each other and the stage.
**High touch surfaces will be cleaned before and after every show.
**The theatre will be wiped down between shows.Â
**Audience members will not be allowed to linger in the lobby before or after the show.
**Audience members must wear masks at all times except when drinking.
Tickets
Watch from Home | Zoom Tix
Watch from your home via Zoom. You will need a computer with Wi-Fi or a smart phone. (Hint: computers work better than smart phones but it's up to you!) The night of the show at 7:50pm - paste this link into your web browser and follow the prompts. https://us04web.zoom.us/j/5030504532 Thank you!
$10.00Tax: +$0.70 State TaxSale endedVIP | Lounge Seating
Special Seating including extra comfortable seating in our lounge area and great views of the stage.
$20.00Tax: +$1.40 State TaxSold OutGeneral Seating | In Person
General Seating. Our theatre is handicap accessible. Your name and ticket will be held for you at the box office. Please arrive at least 15 minutes early for easy seating. If you do not arrive by the start time of the show we reserve the right to resell your ticket. We do not offer refunds but we are happy to exchange your ticket for a different Front Porch Improv show of the same value!
$14.00Tax: +$0.98 State TaxSold OutBottle of Wine-Cabernet
We will have a delicious a bottle of red wine (Cabernet) ready and waiting for you.
$18.00Tax: +$1.26 State TaxSale endedBottle of Wine-Pinot Noir
We will have a delicious a bottle of red wine (Pinot Noir) ready and waiting for you.
$18.00Tax: +$1.26 State TaxSale endedBottle of Wine-Chardonnay
We will have a bottle of chilled white wine (Chardonnay) ready and waiting for you. **Broadside Chardonnay
$18.00Tax: +$1.26 State TaxSale endedBottle of Wine-Pinot Grigio
We will have a bottle of chilled white wine (Pinot Grigio) ready and waiting for you.
$18.00Tax: +$1.26 State TaxSale endedBottle of Wine-Sparkling Rosé
We will have a bottle of chilled rosé (Sparkling Brut Rosé) ready and waiting for you.
$18.00Tax: +$1.26 State TaxSale endedBottle of Wine-Sparkling White
We will have a chilled bottle of sparkling white wine ready for you!
$18.00Tax: +$1.26 State TaxSale ended6-pack of Georgia Beers/Drinks
Includes 2 IPAs, 2 Lagers, 1 Cider, 1 Hard Seltzer
$16.00Tax: +$1.12 State TaxSale ended6-pack of City Lager Beers
6-pack of ice cold City Lager beers.
$14.00Tax: +$0.98 State TaxSale ended6-pack of Miller Lite Beers
6-pack of ice cold of Miller Lite Beers ready and waiting for you.
$11.00Tax: +$0.77 State TaxSale ended6-pack of Hard Seltzers
6-pack of ice cold of Wild Basin Mixed Beer Seltzers ready and waiting for you.
$14.00Tax: +$0.98 State TaxSale endedBuy the Cast a Round of Drinks
Be generous and buy the cast a round of drinks! Expect to receive a special thank you during the show from the cast!
$20.00Tax: +$1.40 State TaxSale ended
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